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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 206 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Pets | Tags: pets humor fathers day card traits
Every once in a while you get the perfect Father’s Day card from someone special. I’ve had my dog for two years and we have grown very close. People read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 213 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Social | Tags: green environment recycle junk mail
Are you “green” by choice, default, guilt, social status, or money? Or are you “green” because of all those reasons? The truth of the matter is; many read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 220 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Home & Garden | Tags: family home repair humor facelift
So last month my wife says she wants to redo the master bath because it is “old looking” and “out of style”. How much…I ask. The wall paper is old, read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 226 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Parenting | Tags: teenage drinking parenting kids
This is an account of the events and repercussions of my teenage son’s first experience getting drunk. The names have been changed to protect the gui read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 231 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Humor | Tags: humor rant jeans clothing
The Old Jeans - Old, faded, worn out, holes in the pockets, holes in the knees, holes in the butt, drooping, frayed at the bottom, frayed around the read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 234 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Family | Tags: family kids humor parenting
For another chapter in the ongoing saga of “The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from The Tree”, I was treated to an argument between my two kids. I really do read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 235 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Marriage | Tags: family marriage anniversary humor
Not a daunting task you say…well have I got news for you. All I wanted was one serious anniversary card and one funny anniversary card so I recently read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 237 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Parenting | Tags: family finance independence parenting
Yup, another one of those discussions. My 21 year old daughter just began working full time and has decided that she will move out of the house in Se read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 237 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Parenting | Tags: sports kids hockey youth money
The reality of having money, usually met by earning money, and the need to be employed finally hit my youngest kid (teen). Being the second child, an read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 238 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Family | Tags: humor family mother-in-law
Sitting at home, watching some TV, and just about to doze off, the phone rings, my wife answers, her face gets sullen. Pale and hunched over with a s read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 238 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Travel | Tags: travel airline humor cellphone
One the worst ideas that the airlines have come up with is allowing passengers to use cell phones during flight. While I agree with the use of laptop read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 239 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Parenting | Tags: family humor parenting kids
While kids may think of a “time out” as punishment, I think of it as a reward. What I wouldn’t give for 15 waking minutes of “timeout” (a.k.a. alone read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 239 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Humor | Tags: humor shampoo bald rants
My hair is not long, but short. My days of long hair, ears covered, over the collar, blowing in the breeze when I run, are long over. When I feel my read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 240 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Travel | Tags: travel airline humor personal space
I take between 20 and 30 airline trips a year and only want to relax on an airplane and arrive at my destination safe and on time. I want to be relax read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 240 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Family | Tags: family parenting telephone
Mom wanted to cancel the telephone service. Her reasoning was:

She has a cell phone. None of the kids call her at the house number. Hardly any of read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 241 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Humor | Tags: humor bathroom rants toilet paper
It was a nice quiet morning, All through the house, With neither the dog nor cat stirring, And no one else about.

So I rise off my chair, To get read more »
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Avatar Posted by stewartallyn 241 days ago (http://stewartallyn.com)
Category: Humor | Tags: humor driving teenager
My teenage son and I just got back from a gut wrenching driving session. Things would be a lot easier if he would just learn to keep his mouth shut. read more »
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